A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

by K&LB June 27, 2020

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

prayer-jack

To spontaneously and with little to no warning, begin praying with strangers you just met. Most of the time this is done holding hands.

They seemed like very nice people and right before we turned to walk away, he asked me "can we pray?". Before I could respond he reached for my hand, and prayer-jacked me.

by hitworth June 14, 2021

Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.

Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

Prescott Prayer Chapel

There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.

"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"

by The Goodman Scholar October 27, 2020

Save a Prayer

You saw me standing by the wall corner of a main street
And the lights are flashing on your window sill
All alone ain't much fun so you're looking for the thrill
And you know just what it takes and where to go

Don't save a prayer for me now

Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now

Save it til the morning after

Feel the breeze deep on the inside look you down into the well
If you can you'll see the world in all his fire
Take a chance like all dreamers can't find another way
You don't have to dream it all, just live a day

Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after

Pretty looking road I try to hold the rising floods that fill my skin
Don't ask me why I'll keep my promise melt the ice
And you wanted to dance so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul
Some people call it a one night stand but we can call it paradise

Don't say a prayer for me now
Save it til the morning after
No don't say a prayer for me now
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after
Save it 'til the morning after (doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after
Save a prayer 'til the morning after

by Death Menace May 15, 2023