Snap Back The Prayer

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Prayer

Sweetest and prettiest girl you have ever met.She is always here for you, but will clown you when you Mess up but still love you anyway

Prayer don’t let people bring you down

by Praye November 22, 2021

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022

Prayer

A two-way conversation with a personal God in our three-dimensional world, who listens to or answers us from a four- or n-dimensional space.

Prayer is our daily spiritual oxygen we breathe in from the Great Geometrician, if we are to live a Spirit-filled life on this side of eternity.

by Numerati July 4, 2024

prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase often used as an insincere or superficial gesture, implying concern without offering tangible support or action. This phrase is particularly used by public figures and officials, in response to tragedies or disasters.

“During the out-of-control wildfires in Jasper, Alberta, the premier, Danielle Smith, offered 'thoughts and prayers' to those who had lost their homes, but many residents felt this was an empty gesture without any real plan for recovery or assistance."

by lilacburn July 26, 2024

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019