Jason

A man who's extremely good in bed.

You're lucky if you ever become a cuckold to one of these type of guys.

adam22's wife cucked him with a Jason

I met this Jason last night. We had sex for 2hrs.

by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.

JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy

by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022

Jason

A dog.

Oh my gosh look jason! Its you!

A dog: woof woof

by Notyoursisterrr November 23, 2021

Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy

The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass

by condom8964 November 22, 2021

Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.

Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Jason

Loves Ethan more.

Jason loves Ethan more.

by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021