Not a fuck

Another way of saying not a chance

Could I borrow your Netflix account?

Not a fuck.

by 777erza October 19, 2022

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

fuck

to screw someone

I want to fuck someone

by speedofart July 3, 2021

urban fucked

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.

Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!

by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

shit bitch fuck

monkey poop is this thr word we recite in harmoney togefer

"monkey tard" "shit bitch fuck"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

I know your name, you're fucked

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook

"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

by Rabbitmillass March 18, 2025