a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Fuck Gacha

The other word use in Anti-Gacha, mostly Gachatards

Fuck Gacha, you Gachatard!

by Heathathe Sandstorm March 23, 2025

head fuck

someone who is so stupid and retarded it makes you want to curbstomp and blow your own head off

person 1: who is that??

person 2: a head fuck!

by liv oconnor December 5, 2024

tiny fuck

0.5 second fuck

that was a very tiny fuck

by Idontknowaname=( July 17, 2016

Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.

Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck

by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022

Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup

I got herpes from a Mississippi fuck pig

by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022

don't give a flying fuck

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them

'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'

by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023