When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.
Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!
by darrel harkins March 7, 2022
Get the The Russian Spin Fuckmug. When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
Get the Lasagne Fuck Offermug. Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
Get the Fucked all to shitmug. The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate
Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead
Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit
Im really horny will you do the fucked shit
Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead
Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit
Im really horny will you do the fucked shit
Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022
Get the The Fucked Shitmug. by Noah fredricks April 29, 2019
Get the Cunt fucking whoremug. used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience or have sex with (someone)
person1: fuck you u ate my food! person2: no I fucking did not! person1: I know you ate it motherfucker! person2: you are a arsehole
by swear guy September 16, 2023
Get the fuckmug. Dude1:Why does that girl only come over to have sex?
Dude2: cause shes just a fuck buddie, i honestly forgot what her name is but her ass fat
Dude2: cause shes just a fuck buddie, i honestly forgot what her name is but her ass fat
by Imtheshxt April 19, 2021
Get the Fuck buddiemug.