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Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.
Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.
by haqlberry July 11, 2022
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post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night
Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 23, 2022
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post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race
“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”
by Driver666 August 8, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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International post the person you love most day

On August 19th, you post the person you love the most on your social media.
It’s International post the person you love most day!! I have to post my bestie
by StrangeEmo August 18, 2022
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Post Sniping

Post sniping, also known as trade sniping, is the act of intercepting a trade between two parties by suddenly making a different offer, without giving the other party a chance to respond.

Post sniping goes like this:
1. OP posts something they wish to sell or trade
2. Person makes offer on OP's item
3. Before OP responds, a different person asks what the interested person wants for THEIR item, instead of waiting for OP to confirm if they are interested.
Post sniping is a dick move.

Don't be a dick. Wait your turn.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2022
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national post your dick day

by dezzoo September 5, 2022
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