Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

half-first great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent’s half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

half-co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's half-cousin's spouse.

half-co-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Half dome activities

A phenomenon that occurs at UCMerced that describes the rampant sex and cheating that goes on at the Half Dome building on campus.

Damn bro my girl and I broke up and she lives in half dome.

Damn, you know she’s up to some half dome activities.

by William Bakespeared April 1, 2022

half-great-great-nephew

Half-sibling's great-grandson.

My half-great-great-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019