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Lil Friend

A person you are referring to that is someone else's friend of little importance.
Them: Girl who she went out with last night?

You: Girl, she went out with one of her Lil Friends.

Them: Girl, a mess!
by Straight from New Orleans CP3 November 9, 2009
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friends with detriments

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties
I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy
by thetommyshow April 6, 2010
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friend collecting

vb: 1.the act of inviting people to be your "friend", in online services like MySpace & BlackPlanet. just to increse your "friends list" at these type of web sites.
2.trying to fill your friends list fast by inviting any type of person.
3.what someone/personA, who is found by an person/personB from thier past, thinks when B invites them to be thire friend. however the two people did't really communicate with one another.
man i don't know if they want to connect with me or if there just friend collecting!
by N.A.Stanley October 8, 2005
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Safety Friend

A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.
Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"

John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.
by ajjellz June 19, 2009
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My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence
My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)
by CharleySketch June 28, 2020
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Best Friend

A best friend is like companion, your life, your world, your everything. Best friends are the people who stay up together 'til 4 in the moring just talking, even though you knwo you have to get up at 8 the next morning. They are there for you no matter what happens. They love you for who you are, even when you aren't very lovable. They don't care, if you have other friends because they know you will never forget them. You know youu can always count on them to be there when you need them. They will tell you the things, you don't want to know just because you deserve to know. But then, when you need to cry about that truth, they are there. You might as well live at your house because, they are always there. After a while your parents, mr and mrs, become mom and dad to them. You can never find anyone just like your best friend. They are unique and to you, they seem flawless.
Best friends Emily and Marie
***3 am***
Emily: I think we should eat someting!
Marie: *jokingly* Gosh! You're such at fatty!
Emily: *joking back* There's a difference between fatty and some one who just loves eating!
Marie: True!
***4 am***
Marie: Are you asleep?!
Emily: NO! How could i be asleep!? *joking* You won't shut your trap!
Marie: Sorryyyy!
Emily: Haha! It's okay! Lets go for a walk in the dark!
Marie: Okie doke!
**Get back from walkk at 5am & goes to bed***
***wakes up at 8am***
Emily: *Yawn...*
Marie: *Yawn....* Stop yawning! You're making me yawnnn!
by forevere97 April 29, 2010
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No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.
<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003
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