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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy
Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?
by Areithy November 7, 2021
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nerd

The people who will actually be happy in life instead of playing Genshin Inpact in the basement for 17 hours 🤮😭🙏🙏
They will have a life and money
Meanwhile if you don’t care about grades then ripbozo see you when you are homeless 😊
Bully: That nerd is so dorky.
Nerd: At least I know stuff.
35 years later
Grown up bully: Why tf am I homeless?
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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Nerd Lines

The crease line that some people iron down the middle of each leg on their pants instead of ironing them where the seam is.
Check out Jensen's nerd lines.
by AmandaLouise October 18, 2008
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Nerd

A Nerd is a word that older people use like High Schoolers and Teens.It mean's someone's smart has glasses and no one likes them.People mostly bully these"Nerds".
"Hey nerd why are you so ugly should I break your glasses.
by Sammy Matt June 17, 2020
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Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.
Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022
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Nerd neck

Shut up nerd neck...

Skyler Adreon made this so shut up Jerry your a nerd neck!
by L.skee July 8, 2019
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