sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 13, 2018

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam

a man with a meter long shlong

hes sam ofc

by hjjidnfgjlkefnilgnuetirngjilkt March 11, 2022

Do a sam

When you're in a relationship with a guy but he won't show any affection or put out

So how was your night did you get lucky or did he "do a sam"?

by Rhi Annon August 11, 2018

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

sam

a man whore

"god, you know sam? he's such a man whore."

by lilyshoneys February 20, 2020