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ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.
ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur Mom <3

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im going to fuck ur Moms <3 fat juicy wet pussy tonight

from: ur Mom <3
by alieshalover June 1, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom is sexy
by bea.is.a.foot September 7, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*
Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*
by (^O^) December 4, 2020
mugGet the ur mommug.

Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long
Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way
by Scoochie November 16, 2020
mugGet the Scoochie ur poochiemug.

ur mom

ur mom is cute
by cat da dum dev June 12, 2022
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ur mom

A word 8 year olds use in ro wrestling thinking that they are toxic but they cant say anything back due to safechat.
person 1:i'll #### #### ur mom

person 2:nobody cares , you have a worse losing streak than TheEarnestJobber

person 1: ##### ### #####
by 🗿randomchrisbenoitfan59 February 22, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

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