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the michael jordan v2

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010
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Michael John Extreme

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)
Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude
by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021
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Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.
-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.
by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006
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Post-Michael Jackson

Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)

P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.
That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!
by Asodoph Boingberry June 27, 2009
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Suck Michaels dick

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
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The Reverse Michael Jackson

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."
by KickingDixon June 9, 2018
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Michael Mooney

Michael Mooney the elephant man the elephant man the elephant man!!!!!!!!!
by Ggfcghhfcjhfcj May 27, 2017
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