A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
Get the Tinfoil Hatmug. by DDDuluth November 17, 2011
Get the Forward Digger Hatmug. “He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
Get the Salisbury Top Hatmug. 
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug. She hatted me, HARD!
by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 6, 2020
Get the Hattedmug. by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
Get the Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arsemug.