Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010

weed-nerd

A nerd who likes weed

guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt

guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game

guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah

by caydublu September 16, 2018

herb nerd

Nerds who smokah DA weed

Im a herb nerd

by herbnerd July 4, 2016

nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.

You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.

by younerd July 24, 2023

pink nerd

The clit.

I asked himnif he wanted some candy, he was like "yeah, your pink nerd."😈😜

by Maria Jaxson October 11, 2022

nerds

nerds are the most annoying pussies on this fucking world and they are the teacher's favourite as always and they know EVERYTHINGGGGG

''nerds are the most annoying pussies on this fucking world and they are the teacher's favourite as always and they know EVERYTHINGGGGG''

by zanecellent February 8, 2021

neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself

hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!

by coolperson33 June 1, 2021