Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)
//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.
Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.
Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
Get the Saint Markmug. Karina: You know what the rumors are saying?
Giselle: No, what are they saying?
Karina: Are saying that Renjun is absolutely fully capable
Giselle: Oh, you mean like Mark Lee?
Giselle: No, what are they saying?
Karina: Are saying that Renjun is absolutely fully capable
Giselle: Oh, you mean like Mark Lee?
by that yangyang fan April 2, 2022
Get the Mark Leemug. 
A tally mark drawn on thighs (generally found in hentai) is meant to indicate how many times the individual has had sex.
Hey did you see those tally marks on that girls thighs?
Yea she would sleep with just about anyone and have sex with them.
Yea she would sleep with just about anyone and have sex with them.
by CainerSpalt December 25, 2023
Get the Tally Markmug. by Stonerking51 May 3, 2019
Get the Mark Poolemug. Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.
Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.
Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
Get the Mark Evan Holtmug. A Marke is a term used to describe a real trick. Not just the standard trick, but a real Sunday at 11:59pm. The Marke is usually in a management job where he can provide oral stimulation to the Sergeant. The Marke is a hard worker and doesn’t partake in the Cool-Aid or frivolous spending on new Jeep’s or Trucks in the mahogany color. If you need something done, the Marke will do it without complaining........but beware, when the Marke has had enough he will bust a grape and start trippin!!!
Hey, do you know Joey? That dude is a straight up Marke! He’s been talkin about that new Gladiator for three dam years!! The other night, he was on the phone and his woman overheard him talkin bout that new Gladiator, when all the sudden she busted him in the back of his head and said “You ain’t gettin shit, you trick ass Marke!”
by Green Bacon April 25, 2021
Get the Markemug.