Mark

Mark’s name stands for the Mark in a Mark ass bitch. He’s the kind of dude that tries too hard to be funny. Very obnoxious. Loud. He’s kind of like a minor inconvenience that really pisses you off. Like when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal to then find out there’s no milk. Like taking a dump in a public stall and realizing there’s no toilet paper so you have to waddle over to the next stall. Like losing signal during phone sex. Like ripping a trash bag thousands of steps before you even get to the trash bin outside. Like stubbing your toe against the wall or stepping on a lego. Like realizing that flash whilst driving wasn’t lightning but it was the traffic camera snapping you take that red light. You know, the usual thorn on your side.

Mark’s the type of dude that says “can I get a hug?”

by Joemama818 November 23, 2021

Mark ass

When playing Halo or call of duty and you kill someone, or tell a teammate to aid in shooting a player.

" Got his mark ass!" Or "Get his Mark ass!"

by Goten88 September 26, 2023

Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier

If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons

by CanukGuy September 28, 2023

Mark

Hot as fuck, has a very large dick. Can be very angry and a dickhead sometimes however deep down is the greatest, sweetest and just greatest guy you've ever met. He's a one of the homies and a one with the ladies, the best of both worlds. Mark is also, very, and I mean it. Very funny.

mark: hey ladies its me mark
ladies: omg mark ur so cool and amazing

mark: hey bros
bros: mark please continue to be funny

by ihaveallmyfingers September 10, 2021

Ball Mark

I think you meant to search for “divot”: an indentation on a putting green caused when a usually long, high approach shot lands on the green.

The only ball mark I’ve seen are from deez nuts.

Sick chip shot, bro. Left a huge divot on the green and a ball mark in deez pants.

by Tomahawked June 1, 2018

Mark

Mark is the name of a gay guy from the class of 06 onaway michigan

Man: do you know mark?
Women: yea he likes chicks with dicks and men with tits

by YouTube and Co.™️ September 26, 2023

Mark fets

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.

No one wants to be a Mark fets

by Mark fets April 21, 2019