March 1st

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023

March 6th

March 6th is Angela appreciation day, the day where you appreciate Angela more than anyone else.

*March 6th
You: Hey Angela, I appreciate you so much you are literally the best.
Angela: Awww, Thank you so much

by BlkOr4nge March 5, 2023

March 2

March 2nd is Youssef Salah’s birthday and everyone should go tell him happy birthday.

“Omg it’s march 2nd, it’s youssef’s birthday let’s go tell him happy birthday

by Youssef Salah January 25, 2022

March 25

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Girl: "Hey babe it's March 25, hand over that hoodie."
Boy: "Damn it..."

by aax❔ March 22, 2024

March 31

March 31 is the most common day cause expo closes at that time and it’s gonna be my birthday reem

Expo 2020 closes on reems birthday. March 31

by RSAPRO February 10, 2022