"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
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