hair across our ass

a particular annoyance or nuisance

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."

by JoIdnew May 23, 2008

two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

hair pulling during sex

Power tugging - grabbing and pulling the hair of your lover during sex

When engaged in any type of sexual contact i.e. Coitus, foreplay etc and your partner grabs and pulls your hair during sex, hair pulling during sex

by Joz100 October 30, 2013

Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors

Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.

by kurious1243 September 12, 2010

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.

Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.

by anteefunkee January 13, 2009

Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012