Good Girls Don't

She's your adolescent dream,
Schoolboy stuff, a sticky sweet romance.
And she makes you want to scream,
Wishing you could get inside her pants.
So, you fantasize away.
And while you're squeezing her, you thought you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
So, you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate.
And she says she's all alone,
And her parents won't be coming home til late.
There's a ringing in your brain,
Cause you could've sworn you though you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
You're alone with her at last,
And you're waiting til you think the time is right.
Cause you've heard she's pretty fast.
And you're hoping that she'll give you some tonight.
So, you start to make your play,
Cause you could've sworn you thought you heard her saying...

"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do...

by WorseThanHitler April 17, 2025

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!

Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie

Some cool lingo that you better unlearn when we break up Jared.

Hey Jared, I need to tell you something. ''Ayy panini, don't you be a meanie''

by SvenFromMinecraft July 27, 2019

if you don't get the reference, just don't laugh

seriously, if you don't get it just don't laugh.

Josh: "*says the worst joke ever*"
Audience: "HAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGGAYHAHAHHAGAGAHGAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA... what"
Josh: ":( if you don't get the reference, just don't laugh..."
EJ: "HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAAAAAAA"

by IGotResearch <3 July 9, 2022

Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."

by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024

Don't be screamin'

A warning or a threat to someone who might act out of line to keep your inside voice on or one will see what it's like.

"Mother Fuckers are supposed to be professional, look what you did to my wall. Take a look and don't be screamin'!"

by woolfynme January 18, 2009