March 4th

Love yourself day!!!!

Kayla: oh it March 4th I don't really
love myself but I have to.

by Kayla Xbox February 8, 2022

Pussy Destroy March

Since there is NFF (No Finger February) because of the NNN (No Nut November). There should be a PDM (Pussy Destroy March) like the boys have DDD (Dick Destroy December)

Gurl it’s PDM (Pussy Destroy March) . Go destroy that WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)

by d3m1b0xxx December 3, 2022

March 18th

March 18th is also national send your boyfriend a naked mirror selfie day

"I can't wait until March 18th"

by sponco March 18, 2025

March 6th

Bf/Gf with the letter of the first name starting with A C M and I get tickled to death by the Bf/Gf without the following letters starting in their name

Bruce: Guess what

Martha: What?
Bruce: today is March 6th

Martha: I'm confused

5 seconds later ( Martha gets tickled to death by Bruce)

R.I.P. Martha

by Broccoli heheh March 5, 2025

March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

March 23

Who ever is born on this day is a dumb whore

Me: you are a dumb whore. Ethan: Why? Me: it shows on urban dictionary that who ever is born on March 23 is a dumb whore! Ethan: It’s right!

by I hate Ethan! October 2, 2021

March 17th

The national appreciation day for an amazing boy that deserves the world, and even more!

"Y'know it's March 17th!"
"Yeah what about it"

"We have to appreciate Ade!!"

by Acer3e March 16, 2022