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kick ass and take names

This is just from rumors I hear and web forums I read. I started hearing "kick ass and take names" around the late 80's. Some say it's a police expression.

It probably means that cops or your group of fighters kick the ass of your opponents. Then you "take names" of the people you beat. That way you know the name of a guy you beat. And when you meet him again, you know you can beat him up again.
We gotta go play basketball against that team of jerks, the Eagles.

Oh Yeah! It's time for us to kick ass and take names!
by Mr. S April 14, 2005
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Take a 1 1/2

diarrhea or exceptionally loose stool
After pounding the Chinese Dragon buffet, Louis desparately needed to take a 1 1/2.
by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008
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Kids Take Over (KTO)

A digital media company with the chillest and most humble interviews you'll ever see.

Kids Take Over (KTO) is rapidly growing and getting interviews with some of the most popular music artists.
What do you want to watch on Youtube?
Let's Watch Kids Take Over (KTO).
by AAAA GOLD March 21, 2020
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take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.
Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?
by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017
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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.
Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.
by TomoC22 March 1, 2011
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Take him down to Kansas

To kill someone and have sex with their dead body. (Necrophilia is technically not illegal in Kansas.)
Bill Gates is so hot, I would love to take him down to Kansas.
by H501 March 24, 2017
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