n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the Banana Cream Piemug. by chrisdoubleu November 11, 2011
Get the Chocolate Cream Piemug. by WoBbLeZ n SaM <3 May 17, 2009
Get the Chocolate Cream Piemug. After three men come home from having a big dinner they all have diarrhea but decide to shit on eat other butt-holes and then they put whip cream on it and eat it like desert. Hence a Steamy man pie.
Hey John i think you ate to many peanuts last night at dinner because i definitely tasted it in your Steamy man pie, but it couldn't have been as bad as mine i had raw fish, did they taste good?
by manpielover6969 June 29, 2009
Get the Steamy Man Piemug. the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.
After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.
by darthredneck February 23, 2009
Get the pork pie hatmug. When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
Get the Venus Pie Trapmug. The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.
"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"
by Devian November 25, 2005
Get the douche pot piemug.