Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Going to Pittsburgh

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity

My wife threatened to leave me if I ever told her I was going to Pittsburgh again

by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023

Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.

Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.

by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023

gooping

gooping (adverb) to hear something particularly peculiar make a suspicious noise

"holy shit the egg is gooping."

by *flops January 17, 2023

Going up the cobbler

A euphemism for a casual sexual liason with a Scottish lass.

I met up with Eric again yesterday. I couldn't see us having serious relationship but we still had a great time going up the cobbler together.

by MountainEar January 23, 2023

Going nuts

When a man cums like crazy.

Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.

Hobo 2: Creep

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2023

going ham

when shits going craaaaazzzzyyyyy

person 1 "omg that person just box jump 456m"
person 2"omg jeremy's going ham"

by lazdawg February 5, 2023