Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.

Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!

by theschrine August 9, 2012

Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021

wi-five

a wireless high-five

Let's wi-five!

by Summer Shan April 13, 2021

Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Air High Five

Guy who made this has got some weird ass toes

Mr. Blevins gave me another stupid “Air high five”

by Guess who midget poo April 5, 2023

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011