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David

A big fat guy with a very small penis with no bitches has no friends and is a pundare. Sometimes he maybe go out once to get mcdondalds bc he is very fat. he is very gay and goes to school fat with same clothces evry day he also plays fortnite everyday
hey david ur gay as fuck
by pizzabagaren163 October 7, 2020
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David

Hey that's me! That's my name!
by CoffeeShower November 23, 2021
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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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David Jo

David jo is the coolest Asian you will ever meet. He has sexy curly hair and pulls hella bitches and does dumb/funny shit with his best friend Talon
David fucking Jo, It’s David Jo
by Numnut84 December 9, 2019
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Davide

Davide
Davide ein Name der übergewichtigen fetten hurensöhne die jedes Wochenende nur bei McDonalds Essen und den kleinsten schwanz haben und maximal 160 groß werden
by Djsjjsjd November 22, 2021
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David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl
Bruhhh stop acting like david
by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022
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