Double Dump

When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.

Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!

by NZAP 9041 December 20, 2010

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double standard

A set of rules, morals or principles that are unfairly applied to different groups or people.

Examples of double standards:

(About a male boss): "I love his take-charge attitude!"
(About a female boss): "She's such a bitch! She's probably on her period."

(About a man who has sex): "What an awesome stud/legend/boss he is!"
(About a woman who has sex): "What a disgusting slut/whore/skank she is!"

by qbdkusoemv August 14, 2016

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double dipping

Hooking up with two people in the same fraternity, sorority, social group, sports team, etc.

My best friend is famous for double dipping, and now all the guys in her old favorite frat think she's a slut because she'd wake up in a different room in their house every morning. Uh oh!

by frindle1992 July 30, 2011

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Double Jeopardy

Not dating the same person twice, acknowledging the fact that you broke up for a reason.

"Hey man, I heard Kim wants to get back together with you, you going for it?"

"No way man, double jeopardy rule; the bitch is crazy"

by Barbary Lion August 26, 2012

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Double Dick

Bending someone over a price, or a deal but twice in a row

Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.

Customer: "That part was $10 cheaper last year!"

Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"

Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"

by THEtemporalwar December 23, 2009

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