to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .

Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.

by medicneballer April 18, 2021

Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.

Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.

by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022

360-side-eye

Term used to describe one's reaction to an event so sus that one has to give a side-eye while rotating his head 360 degrees in contrast to the usual 105 degrees. May be incorporated into brain rot.

"Watch out for your insides lil bro"
"Bro what the sigma, 360-side-eye moment"

by WhyAreYouLaughingThen October 12, 2024

Lil Siding

Lil Siding is a rapper. He has a big bouncy booty i think.
He sings in swedish and rap about beard and shit...

Perr: Have you seen Lil Siding's girlfriend?
Bert: Yea! Her name is Emelie!
Perr: Oh that nice!
Lil Siding: I hate u.

by Swelliot May 21, 2018

oppo-siding

The act of asking someone's advise/opinion, but always against what they say.

Quit asking what I think if you're just gonna be oppo-siding!

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016