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You’re an anti-Semite!!

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
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Condemning anti-semitism

Is not going to do anything. Chanting "ANTI-SEMITISM BAD!" In unison is not going to do anything. They didn't commit a mass murder simply because they didn't hear the words 'Anti-Semitism bad' enough. What the fuck is wrong with you?
A fucking retard "If we all say 'anti-semitism bad...' That'll make people see that we all agree that it's bad... And then they will also think that it's bad... Because we said it"

Hym "That is not how words work. That is not how saying things works."

A retard "But if more people were saying it other people would think that because we are saying it."

Hym "That's not how people saying things should work for you. Not saying 'anti-semitism' bad enough is not the reason that they did a mass murder. It's not going to stop future. Not DOING the thing I told you NOT TO DO... WOULD HAVE done that but you didn't listen because you saw some of the things I wrote and said 'ThAt'S eEeEeViL aNd I'M not like that! I'm ThE oPpOsItE!' And THAT is a DUMB WAY TO THINK! YOU ARE DUMB! Holy fucking shit guys! What in the fuck is happening right now? Condemning anti-semitism? Is there a reason to be Pro-Semitic or are they dping a genocide and a fahrenheight 457? Is that also why the brown shooting happen or what? Or are you trying to control people's minds in a way that YOU THINK IS SMART but is ACTUALLY FUCKING STUPID and is doing that getting you murdered?"
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