five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

Fiving

When you remove the skin of your Penis by putting it inside a twisted tea can.

“Bro I was fiving last night, best Ejaculation of my life.”

“When someone says “5” I know what their doing”

by Joelio June 3, 2021

Sixty-Fiving

The act of driving at 65 mph on a road with a 70 mph or higher speed limit and thinking that you are speeding. Very common in the state of Texas.

Girl: Why are we only at 65, the speed limit is 70?
Guy: Some prick must be sixty-fiving somewhere ahead of us.

by sgm6990 June 15, 2013

FORTY-FIVED

To be cheated, duped, conned, lied to, fooled, deceived, tricked, hoodwinked, hornswoggled & or swindled.

My phone FORTY-FIVED me by telling me it's 102 out & it's actually 112

by StormeeWeather August 3, 2020

Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.

Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..

by Wilbur Brown November 13, 2011

Five It

To finish a (especially alcoholic) drink.

Yo, Obama! Last day of the presidency. What are you gonna do with that expensive bottle of liquor?
OBAMA: I'm gonna fuckin' five it.

by tedooooooooooo June 18, 2016