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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
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Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)
Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??
by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021
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Fuck

It's means an assault to another person here is an example: Fuck You, You are fucking shit and you are fucking stupid
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Sexy as fuck

Amia amia is the definition of sexy as fuck
Damn why you gotta be sexy as fuck
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National shut the fuck up day

everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus
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Oh fuck, run!

When your walking the streets at 11:30 with the boys and someone in the woods throws rocks at you
Did you just throw rocks at me? *everyone says no* OH FUCK, RUN!
by Dillmann June 23, 2019
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