Fuck Bag

Someone who is like a bag in which someone is open for fucking 24/7

Dude, Marie is such a Fuck Bag!

by Spread Em February 20, 2017

Fucking Shitload

1000 times bigger than a Shitload

It weighed at least a half a fucking shitload!

by Serinice December 15, 2014

friend fuck

when you think you found yourself a good friend but they end up talking shit later, you've just been friend fucked

Hey what happened to John ?

Oh he friend fucked me .

Oh that's shitty you'll find someone better to have as a friend

by elidaddy August 25, 2016

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021

Fuck lid

When accused of being a Biden voter one must call the accuser a fuck lid.

“We actually voted for Trump you Fuck Lid”

by Mr. Peter Peterson May 15, 2023

fuck a lot February

you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!

Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!

Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020