fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 12, 2022
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Fuck-Boy Feminist

A man who performs selective feminism in a self-aggrandising attempt at ingratiating himself with women and getting laid.
You are a Fuck-Boy Feminist. The most insidious form of misogynist.
by Gaby Birle January 26, 2024
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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
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Fucking Werefags

A phrase who used by Demongoat of former Metokur fame to describe Drmusic and his work and others who use werecreature fursonas.
"Fucking Werefags ruin everything."
by MM132 August 25, 2012
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Fucked Solid

Refers to a situation, event, person, object, or any general thing that is in every shape and form beyond repair. At no point is said thing salvageable, and if by some miracle it was, it wouldn't be worth the effort one would go through to salvage it. It's fucked solid.
"Dude what happened to my car, you said you were fixing it!?"
"It's fucked solid bud."
by Eusophocleas September 13, 2023
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butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did
by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 05, 2024
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A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger
Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!
by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023
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