fungal fucking

Having sex with a mushroom.

Person 1: woah! I just fungal fucked.

Person 2: woww! Me too!! I love fungal fucking!

by Glitterboss3 November 4, 2022

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Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022

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fuck you rabin

what saphie says to rabin when she gets him on roblox
saphie: *tags rabin* "yeah, fuck you rabin!"

rabin: *tags saph*

saphie: "FUCK YOU RABIN!"

by Saphie1092109 September 18, 2025

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National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

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FUCK

"FUCK"

by FUCK 2 March 15, 2025

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Fuck The World

What God does every second of every day.

Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy in all this. You taking over my job?

God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.

by KC Hell Yeah February 13, 2023

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