Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
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Wiggly Toes

A pirate whose ship has recently sunk and is now wiggling toes to stay afloat
GGs Boxyfresh, you Wiggly Toes pirate
by MisterNorab April 14, 2023
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Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.
I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.
by Car ro November 09, 2017
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Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson
by LozzTinG January 26, 2015
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Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.
Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!
by QuacksO August 09, 2024
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SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk
by es numero caca J March 10, 2023
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Tiger Toe

Infamous magical and mysteriously confusing animal that cannot be trapped by the monstrous enemy.
The Tiger Toe is not in any way amused with the monster .
by Tiger Toe July 25, 2020
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