Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.

Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

Vampire Walk

Social reject walk

Look im doing the social reject walk i mean vampire walk

by Xcdragex August 2, 2021

Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024

food walking

When you're hungry and your waiting for your friends to get ready to leave so you start walking around the kitchen eating food as fast as you can.

" My mom and brother were taking to long to get ready so I started food walking."

by TharOneOtaku December 29, 2016

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Rankin Walking

To walk next to someone and repeatedly bump into them by accident.

I have a fucking bruise on my arm because she kept Rankin Walking

by Anonymous123455 October 17, 2007

Walking

Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.

If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021