Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

Boston Tea Party

The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.

I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.

by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.

I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...

by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012

Different cups of tea for different poodles

1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks

1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.

by a,sjdb March 7, 2024

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy December 14, 2008