name-gender unidentifiability

The moment when someone (your Mom) cannot correctly identify the gender of a name, e.g. your Mom thinks that Jesse is a feminine name even though it akcually is a masculine name

When I told my mom I was friends with Jesse, she was like, 'Oh, is she nice?' That's total name-gender unidentifiability—Jesse can totally be a guy's name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

Only Hispanics And Latinx Wants To Nick Name Individuals As Lucifer Morningstar <10 Vitamin Ingestions For Digestion>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021

a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles

"Oh, that's just a person named zero"

by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025

Name's Cliffffffffffffffff

Name's Cliffffffffffffffffffffff

Cliff: 'Name's Clifffffffffffffffffff'
Linko: PEBM
Everyone: JUTSNT

by TomLewis12 March 4, 2021