A Lesbian Haymaker is when one girl winds up and punches another girl in the cooter, snatch, snizzy.
by Faeries Princess March 18, 2017
Get the Lesbian Haymakermug. A gay man who displays traits that of a lesbian involved with the performing arts that also has a flamboyant and obnoxious demeanor. Also has an unnecessary amount of attitude.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
“Today this man came up to me and said I didn’t pass the vibe check because I didn’t know the ‘Newsies’ script… and then he took off his Nike slides and tossed them at my head”
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
by nztalie March 21, 2024
Get the theatrical wannabe lesbianmug. 
by satx_s.a.j June 14, 2021
Get the Lesbian queenmug. 1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).
2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).
2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.
by jsé February 4, 2025
Get the Lesbian Boyfriendmug. Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian Birthdaymug.