strip-n-spread

The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.

Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.

Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk

by justthinkin' November 30, 2010

Drag N Drop

The act of defecating on a seat or bench then sliding forward, letting the feces fall on floor.

Looks like someone did a drag n drop on this bench.

by gdcgdc August 13, 2010

Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

sea n tea

when your eating pussy and she pees

how was it last night
good! we did sea n tea

by badbm August 3, 2019

read n' regret

When someone reads a T-Shirt that says something stupid about the person reading the T-Shirt.

Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!

by The Urinal November 18, 2009

Rip ‘n’ dip

The act of farting and then leaving the room.

Oh for fuck’s sake, I think Graham’s done a rip ‘n’ dip again.

by JimBiff September 15, 2021

steak n' dinner

To have sex. (i.e. stick a dick in her)

Dude, I had steak n' dinner last night and it was good.

by uniquewordsforever February 12, 2010