Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 10, 2025

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal

aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!

by bunny_93 August 31, 2023

turtle savvy

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.

Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....

by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023