Virginian mayonnaise turkey 

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

Virginian mayonnaise turkey by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Dutch oven turkey 

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

Dutch oven turkey by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

Pulling My Turkey Leg 

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

Pulling My Turkey Leg by corrinao October 11, 2025

not going turkey

it's not worth fixing, it's not that deep, not that important

- "did you see the tap was leaking?"
- "I'm not going turkey about it, it'll be fine."

not going turkey by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich

When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.

Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025

Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

Hoke county turkey baster by Body duck December 3, 2025

throw that turkey

shake that big black monkey ass

Boy: Ayo smut, throw that turkey
Girl: boy slow down
Boy: Im bool
*Girl starts "throwing her turkey"*

throw that turkey by foidmaxxing January 14, 2026