by ill-paid September 23, 2016
Get the Flying Guillotinemug. a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
Get the pigs don't flymug. 1. A style of a soccer keeper player that dodges the ball up in the air, and the style its like a flying dog (header safe/punch ball safe)
2. A fly catch in football that has a similarity with fly dog style
2. A fly catch in football that has a similarity with fly dog style
by RebornCoke March 2, 2025
Get the Fly doggingmug. by MummysWannabeGangster April 7, 2016
Get the open flymug. Fly in with a punch, Pretty much means that you punch someone with alot of force. Example you run and then punch him. A flyby.
by Hockeybög June 11, 2018
Get the fly inmug. person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.
Person 1: “oh your so silly!”
by Scary Flying Shark! December 28, 2024
Get the Scary Flying Sharkmug. A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed
The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish
by playfulTickler February 24, 2024
Get the Flying Touch-Manmug.