Zapping Milk Fountain

The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.

"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."

by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015

Milk Sack Shack

An alternate name for a strip club.

Me and Jim hit the "Milk Sack Shack" last night.

by ClassyApple March 10, 2014

milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole

Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.

by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014

Milk Chocolate Hottie

That shit you have after eating spicy food.

I just had the Milk Chocolate Hottie because last night I ate some 5 alarm chili.

by Patriasses March 2, 2015

strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole

I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud

by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015

milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")

Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.

by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016