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Kevin

A man that looks like a plastic bag filled with water
Is that Kevin or a carnival prize?
by Blobby blingerton November 23, 2021
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Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.
Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner
by Zmyancy September 24, 2019
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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i am kevin

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin
by Dakarp December 23, 2017
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Kevin

A Kevin is an enemy or otherwise hostile entity (in a video game) that becomes non hostile due to a bug or a glitch.

(This term and the term Freddy were started by BackseatStreams)
I think that’s this game’s Kevin
by SirGamers was taken August 13, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin
by Lesliebackseatho July 11, 2025
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Kevin Durant

Being a fucking snake
"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"
by NBAValentino November 24, 2021
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