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Lehigh University

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Lehigh is a preppy, eastern PA school for rich kids from Jersey, NY, and Connecticutt. The Uniform is pastel colored Polos, Audis, and Livestrong Bracelets. If you don't have dark, worn-in jeans and a North Face fleece you don't belong. These Metrosexuals can kiss my fucking ass. Classes are irrelevant most of these kids could fail a special olympic spelling bee. Beruit or simply "Ruit" is the thursday through Saturday ritual. The Hill boasts drinking parties for preppy frat fuckers and bitchy sorostitutes. Going to one of these places is the best way to get laid. People come here to drink on mommy and daddys coin for 4+ years. If your here for sports or an education, your waisting your life. Belligerence and debauchery make up and ideal Friday night. Girls to Guys its 4:6 and many are fatties, wear too much makeup or stroll to class in ugly sweats to cover up their freshman 15. Only a few hotties so wait till they're drunk and slutty to get some. Winter brings car accidents for morons who think they're indestructible in their BMW 325xi's with Jersey plates. Haha.
Typical Mon-Wed: Irrelevant
Typical Thursday night: Drink beer somewhere, wake up somewhere, go to class fhungover or don't go
Typical Friday night: Drink Beer somewhere: Get a few hours sleep, then morning cocktails, then tailgates, skip the game to prep for saturday night.
Typical Saturday night: Drink all night sleep all sunday.
by Drunkasauraussrex October 25, 2004
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hampton university

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hampton university is a "black" university which barely shows black pried where all of the stuck up bitch high maintenance girls go who just are gold diggers and pretend good prestigious "woman" AKA GIRLS the boy are collar poppers and you only get laid if your a fraternity if not you are not getting laid! schools wack!
Hampton university does not remember martin luther king, the girls think they hot ish
by b-donn July 12, 2006
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Duke 82 University of North Carolina 50 also known as the greatest failure in the history of this rivalry

University of North Carolina fans also like to relive the past and not focus on what's happening now
by hurricanes fan September 15, 2011
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The crunkest school in the south, all black near the hood but we get it poppin @ TSU, shoutout to all the athletic squads and all my niggas and you bums at fisk need to get like us
"Young Buck and Project Pat chillin over at Tennessee State University lets go party @ TSU mayne"
by John You Already Know September 15, 2008
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Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.

The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.

The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.
by parachronistic August 18, 2012
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A university in East Lansing, Michigan. Mostly for the bitter students who did not get into U of M. 90% of the students are arrogant assholes from small towns in Michigan. They all dress the same too with that stupid as hell fugly North Face jackets. Most of the guys are unattractive, pretentious wannabe jocks or frat brothers. A lot of the girls are raging whores with bad fashion senses leading them into Wet Seal. There are the minorities who are chill or plain annoying and loud. There are wannabe scensters and farmers. This place is stupid- avoid it like the plague. I went there so i know what I am talking about.

Maybe there is something in the water, considering it taste like shit.

On the plus side there some reefer madness.
MSU is loaded with hicks. YEE HAW!
by Marissa624 August 31, 2005
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University Of Tampa

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The University of Tampa is a small school in Florida that is comprised of students who got rejected from their number one schools. It is conveniently located right outside of Ybor city, probably the scrubbiest street in the country. There are too many Guidos and Gays to fathom, and Greek life is a complete joke. The teachers have the least qualifications of any private school in the South. All of these things may be reasons for the transfer rate at 48% after freshman year.
All the girls are bringing their Baby Phat bags to class today, only to impress the Guidos at the University of Tampa.
by ATampaSkank May 1, 2009
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