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Hold My Shit

Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.
tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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Bless My Phone

When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.
by Nova009 May 1, 2016
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kiss my shoes

Something you tell a person when you want to show your dominance over them. Most popularly known for its use in the movie "The Fast and the Furious", where Johnny Tran (portrayed by Rick Yune) forces Ted, the guy with the engines, to tell him where there are.

Can easily be used as a response to anyone who asks you for a favor, or to make them feel like an insignificant human being. Or more simply, to get those Spoon engines for your Honda S2000 to make it a ten second car.
Hey Ted, kiss my shoes?
by RRCsteve December 10, 2010
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resting my eyes

The phrase you say when your are falling asleep on the couch and someone tells you not to fall asleep. You should explain why you are "resting your eyes" so it is more believable.
Wife - "Hey, don't fall asleep it is early, we need to get stuff done."

Husband - "Oh I'm not, I'm just resting my eyes, I sat infront of the computer all day at work."
(5 MIN LATER)
Husband - zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
by Mohammed April 5, 2005
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Kiss My Grits

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.
Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"
by topaz49 June 23, 2013
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Oh my hat!

An expression of extreme emotion, used by those who retain the presence of mind to avoid causing offence by saying "Oh my G_d!".

In really difficult circumstances, the variant "Oh. My. Hat." may be used.
(While on a dive for NatGeo, or it may be the BBC, a giant Pacific octopus emerges from under a rock.)

Oh my hat! - check that out!

Oh. My. Hat. I've totally pooped in my wetsuit, dude.
by Spaceman3 July 19, 2010
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Run my fade

"Run my fade." D Smoke said before dropping a doo doo on the opps.
by Charleroi August 30, 2019
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