by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022
Decorative headwear for penises primarily consisting of fecal matter recently acquired from one's indulging of anal insertion.
by Mike Hawk Enyurmauf March 10, 2017
The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it
"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"
Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap
Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap
by YYP20 January 15, 2022
Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
by Mr.Zogrebginald August 20, 2013
Blitz: WE JUST SMOKED THE BAHALAZ?!??! 'In Discord': THEY AHH free hats on fivem , FIFTY AND DONTGETSLIMED IS SO STINKIN TRASH.
Muula: NBS, THEM MFS SUCK LMAOOO!!! THEM NIGGAZ FREE HATS BRUH FREE STREAMABLES. NIGGAZ NEED TO STOP
FIFTY, MIND YOU HIS CAVEMAN TEETH ARE THROBBING: Broo, chill we didnt want any beef. NOMMIE NOM NOM
Basically There All Butt Butt
Muula: NBS, THEM MFS SUCK LMAOOO!!! THEM NIGGAZ FREE HATS BRUH FREE STREAMABLES. NIGGAZ NEED TO STOP
FIFTY, MIND YOU HIS CAVEMAN TEETH ARE THROBBING: Broo, chill we didnt want any beef. NOMMIE NOM NOM
Basically There All Butt Butt
by Muula The Great January 17, 2024