Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Daughter of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Daughter of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

quadruple-half-cousin

1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-first-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.

My quadruple-half-cousin is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

double-half-uncle

Son of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-brother of one's father and paternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time or also is the son of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-brother of one's father and maternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time.

My double-half-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Halfs

The relationship between two people who share a half sibling, but do not share parents.

This is my half sibling's, half sibling.
That is my halfs sister.
That is my halfs brother.

Have you met my halfs sister?

Have you met my halfs brother?

by Fish Moser August 22, 2021

Bozo And A Half

A word for a complete and utter clown. Typically spoken at someone when they do the opposite of what they're meant to do. This term was first seen in King Of Skill's video "Mario Party 2 brings out the worst in you...." at 13:27.

Sophist: "I AM MASHING! It's the B Button, right?"
Vernias and TCNick3 in unison: "A BUTTON!!"
Vernias: "OH MY GOD!"
TCNick3: "YOU BOZO AND A HALF!"
Sophist: "I mashed the B Button on purpose so I can go get some snacks."
Vernias: "I need to play with new people. I actually need to play this game with different people."

by RushTheRandom January 1, 2025