An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. Where one nuts in another's asshole and after it's filled to the brim you force the counterpart to lick it out of their ass like a dog water bowl
by The_most.random December 9, 2022
Get the Ukrainian dog bowlmug. I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019
Get the Three way noodle bowlmug. by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
Get the owl in bowlmug. When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.
by Cal410 February 12, 2024
Get the The dirty bowling ballmug. by Mountain Jesus May 2, 2018
Get the bowl chattermug. when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing
guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
by ty148 May 10, 2017
Get the bowl nursingmug.